The Snailster Hoodie

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We haven’t found the perfect name for him yet, but the speed snail represents us at GFDD beautifully. You see, fast to hike means he hits the other side of the garden before sundown...but he starts at sunrise and he goes as hard and as fast as his circumstances allow, which, because he is a snail, doesn’t seem all that fast to the rest of the creatures. But are we here for the rest of the creatures? Do we need them to decide who and what we are? Too often we let what we look like, our gender, our motorcycles lack magical “CC’s” or whatever else it tells us we’re small time. We’re peanuts. Well, my friends, that is why we follow the Speed Snail's lead. He brushes off the opinions of the other garden creatures, straps his helmet on, and goes like hell. We do the same with our business, our road trips, and our attitudes here at Go Fast Don’t Die. We suggest you do the same.... but ladies like it too.


  • Turn garment inside out.
  • Wash similar fabrics together (if you have the entire collection of GFDD tees, this should be easy...)
  • Wash in cold water on gentle cycle.
  • Use a mild detergent.
  • **Do not use liquid fabric softener**
  • If possible, avoid drying in a dryer. Hang or lay flat to dry.
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