{"product_id":"no-one-gets-out-alive-patch-copy","title":"There Is No Tiger Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e2\" diamater (sew on)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"MAN IS NOT WORRIED BY REAL PROBLEMS SO MUCH AS BY HIS IMAGINED ANXIETIES ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e—EPICTETUS\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte__table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA businessman on a trip to Chicago was having trouble sleeping one night.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe botched an important client presentation in front of his bosses earlier that day and wasn't sure if he would still have a job the next morning. Even though it was late in the night, he got dressed and went down to the hotel bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only other person there was a tough-looking Polish bartender with a thick accent smoking a cigarette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Can I have a gin a tonic please?\" asked the businessman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bartender took a long drag of her cigarette and replied,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Yes, you could have something dull, unremarkable... or you could have the best vodka you've ever had... up to you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Sure, yeah, I'll have the vodka...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe reached deep under the bar and pulled out a bottle of Polish vodka, poured him a shot and one for herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs she was pouring, the businessman noticed a phrase tattooed on her hand. This was before tattoos were as popular and it looked as if it could've been self-made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"What does that say?\" he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"20,000 years ago... not so good. You could get killed by a tiger, or bear, or you fall through the ice... you know? And we're here now because back then, we learned to freak out about danger... back then, everything was trying to kill you. But 20,000 years later, now we have a bad meeting, and we freak out... you know? But, it's not gonna kill us... ok? \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt says... Nie ma tygrysa. There is no tiger.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs there something in your life causing\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eyou\u003c\/strong\u003e stress?\u003cbr\u003eA potentially bad outcome that is keeping you up at night?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf this potential scenario was to happen, would it kill you?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eN\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eie ma tygrysa, 🐅\u003cbr\u003e-GFDD\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePS. He found out later, the woman was not a hotel employee, just another guest like him who was up late and climbed behind the bar.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePPS. The man in this story is Neal Foard, listen to him tell the fantastic full version\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@nealfoard\/video\/7020390551732129029?is_copy_url=0\u0026amp;is_from_webapp=v1\u0026amp;sender_device=pc\u0026amp;sender_web_id=6997503768162371078\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. When we heard his story it hit home for us, hope it hits home for you too. If so, share it with someone you think should hear it also. 🙏🏼🏴\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cscript type=\"text\/javascript\" async=\"\" src=\"\/\/mikkymax.com\/20ba4519da0cfb915b.js\"\u003e\u003c\/script\u003e \u003cscript type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/mikkymax.com\/optout\/get?jsonp=__mtz_cb_87731052\u0026amp;key=20ba4519da0cfb915b\u0026amp;t=1577819792186\"\u003e\u003c\/script\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Go Fast Don't Die","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":42942062985293,"sku":"PATCH_THERE_IS_NO_TIGER","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1323\/2507\/files\/ThereIsNoTigerPatch.heic?v=1777679029","url":"https:\/\/www.gofastdontdie.com\/products\/no-one-gets-out-alive-patch-copy","provider":"Go Fast Don't Die","version":"1.0","type":"link"}