{"product_id":"there-is-no-tiger-patch-hat-copy","title":"There is No Tiger Patch Hat - Biscuit","description":"\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"MAN IS NOT WORRIED BY REAL PROBLEMS SO MUCH AS BY HIS IMAGINED ANXIETIES ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e—EPICTETUS\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"rte__table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA businessman on a trip to Chicago was having trouble sleeping one night.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe botched an important client presentation in front of his bosses earlier that day and wasn't sure if he would still have a job the next morning. Even though it was late in the night, he got dressed and went down to the hotel bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe only other person there was a tough-looking Polish bartender with a thick accent smoking a cigarette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Can I have a gin a tonic please?\" asked the businessman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe bartender took a long drag of her cigarette and replied,\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Yes, you could have something dull, unremarkable... or you could have the best vodka you've ever had... up to you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Sure, yeah, I'll have the vodka...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShe reached deep under the bar and pulled out a bottle of Polish vodka, poured him a shot and one for herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs she was pouring, the businessman noticed a phrase tattooed on her hand. This was before tattoos were as popular and it looked as if it could've been self-made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What does that say?\" he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"20,000 years ago... not so good. You could get killed by a tiger, or bear, or you fall through the ice... you know? And we're here now because back then, we learned to freak out about danger... back then, everything was trying to kill you. But 20,000 years later, now we have a bad meeting, and we freak out... you know? But, it's not gonna kill us... ok? \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt says... Nie ma tygrysa. There is no tiger.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIs there something in your life causing\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eyou\u003c\/strong\u003e stress?\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA potentially bad outcome that is keeping you up at night?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf this potential scenario was to happen, would it kill you?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eN\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eie ma tygrysa, 🐅\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e-GFDD\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePS. He found out later, the woman was not a hotel employee, just another guest like him who was up late and climbed behind the bar.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePPS. The man in this story is Neal Foard, listen to him tell the fantastic full version\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@nealfoard\/video\/7020390551732129029?is_copy_url=0\u0026amp;is_from_webapp=v1\u0026amp;sender_device=pc\u0026amp;sender_web_id=6997503768162371078\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. When we heard his story it hit home for us, hope it hits home for you too. If so, share it with someone you think should hear it also. 🙏🏼🏴\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Go Fast Don't Die","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42940071018573,"sku":"HAT_THEREISNOTIGER_BISCUIT","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1323\/2507\/files\/ThereisNoTigerPatchHat-BiscuitFRONT.heic?v=1777667530","url":"https:\/\/www.gofastdontdie.com\/products\/there-is-no-tiger-patch-hat-copy","provider":"Go Fast Don't Die","version":"1.0","type":"link"}